Wouldn't it be great to be part of a religion that, no matter how horrific
your behaviour, tells you it's "All right"?

Well, now you can. Introducing the Church Of All-Rightness. As our
spiritual leader, His Holiness Pope Dave the First, says:

"If it's all right with you, it's all right with us."

At the Church of All-Rightness, we don't mess around with tricky moral
constructs - there are no involved ethical conundrums to get your head
around. The way we figure it; "commandments shmomandments!!!".
What's the point in having rules that nobody wants to obey (well, most
of 'em, anyway).

We are eager to spread the philosophy of All-Rightness as far and wide
as possible. To do this, we need apostles. So, if you feel you have
what it takes, we are more than happy to supply you with credentials to
help you in your evangelistic work.